It had to
happen sooner or later. The stars align,
the traffic patterns converge, and I find myself food trucking on a stunning
spring day with my BFF Amanda and my college roommate Ford McKenzie. It’s almost as good as the first time the
Super Friends teamed up – but less spandex.
Here’s what transpired.
It started
like any other ordinary, ho-hum day. I
am leaving an appointment at the dermatologist (I ask you, what could be more
ordinary than that?) and I’m obsessively checking Facebook on my iPhone as I
ride the elevator down to street level.
There I see the post that will forever change my day. The Mac Truck has landed on 47th below
Park.
The Mac
Truck is the primary purveyor of mac and cheese truck food in New York City.
I’ve been tracking the Mac Truck for close to a year, but never, ever have I
found myself in the right place at the right time. This is simply unacceptable for a mac and
cheese addict.
Standing on
Broadway, I immediately ping my BFF Amanda back at the office. Is she free for lunch? Her response makes me weep. She is in back-to-back meetings until 2:30
pm. Next I ping my college roommate Ford
McKenzie. Despite having spent way too
much quality time with me in recent days, he is game for lunch and agrees to
rendezvous on Park Avenue at 12:15 PM.
Success! I can almost taste the
cheddar!
What happens
next can only be described as carbohydrate karma, or an embarrassment of high
calorie riches. Amanda’s noon
appointment cancels, and she too, is available for lunch! “OMG, power of intention!” she responds.
Double good
mac and cheese and a double date for lunch!
“I’m suited
up and I’m even wearing lipstick today,” she writes.
“You will
look stunning in whatever hotel Ford chooses for lunch,” I write back.
We convene
in the lobby at noon. Amanda is wearing a fabulous charcoal suit by Chicos, turquois
jewelry accessories by Stella & Dot and cosmetics by Bobbi Brown. And don’t
forget the heels.
“This is the
perfect lunch,” she tells me as we steel away through the not-so-secret
underground tunnels that connect Rockefeller Center. “My three basic food groups are lasagna,
cupcakes and mac and cheese!”
The hike to
47th and Park is a little daunting, particularly for a gal in heels,
but Amanda soldiers on with great pluckiness.
I have a moment of panic when we get to 47th and I don’t see
the Mac Truck. Have I dragged this poor
woman across town in heels for nothing?
We spot
Ford on the corner. He is decked out in
Carhart for Opening Ceremony cotton pants, checked custom shirt from Maxwell’s
of Hong Kong, Timberland for Opening Ceremony boat shoes, a contrasting check
car coat by Hope, and Brooks Brothers underwear and socks. (I didn’t fact check the last
reference).
I am wearing generic jeans,
and a Charles Tyrwhitt slim cut sky blue gingham shirt, but this is never about my
fashion choices.
I
introduce them, realizing that Superman and Batman have nothing on this
team. This team up is perhaps more momentous than when Holmes met Watson, or Mary met Rhoda.
“I’m
wearing skinny clothes,” says Ford by way of introduction. “They’re not really conducive to eating mac
and cheese.” One must pity the poor fashion-forward gentleman who buys his slacks one size too small.
I sense a
commotion on the other side of Park, and indeed there seems to be a street
party in progress. There, sandwiched
between a line of food vehicles is the elusive canary yellow Mac Truck. We join the communal lunch line. A medley of R&B and gospel music is
blasting from the speaker on the Mac Truck.
Overall,
this food choice may be a little risky.
It’s very near the end of mac and cheese season. Gorging on mac and cheese in late spring is a
little like wearing white after Labor Day.
Ford
immediately reveals all my deep, dark secrets from college. “We used to call him the Phantom,” he tells
Amanda, “because we could never find him.” Amanda appears to file that fact for
future reference and leverage.
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| My College Roommate and My Perfectly Accessorized BFF Line up for Mac N' Cheese |
We reach
the truck window where we are greeted by Dom, a lively and wiry guy, who is
scooping mac and cheese into plastic containers. He wears a black T-shirt with the slogan,
“You May Say I’m A Dreamer.” Until
then, I’d not realized that John Lennon was a mac and cheese fan. The “small” serving of mac and cheese could
feed a small army. We can't even fathom ordering the large serving. Ford makes a snide
remark about the calorie content, which Dom summarily dismisses.
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| Dom Dishes Mac N' Cheese |
“I’m on
the mac and cheese diet and I’m losing weight,” he retorts.
Amanda
orders the Classic Mac N’ Cheese with breadcrumbs, I choose the Bacon Mac N’
Cheese with Parmesan, and Ford orders the BBQ Pulled Pork Mac N’ Cheese and a
side of Fried Mac Bites. That’s right –
basically Mac N’ Cheese croquettes. As
he is a connoisseur, Ford also orders an orange soda to go with his nearly
orange lunch.
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| Ford Orders BBQ Pulled Pork Mac N' Cheese |
The
question we now consider is where do we eat?
Ford suggests the Intercontinental Hotel, which is right around the
corner. We’ve dined there before, but he
likes the cushy paisley sofas in the lobby and thinks they will be perfect for
the inevitable food coma that will follow lunch. As we approach, the door to the hotel opens
automatically, as if to welcome well-dressed street food urchins with open
arms.
We settle
down on the paisley sofa, lay out the carbolicious buffet and begin to
sample. Immediately, the toasted
breadcrumbs scatter across the mahogany veneer tabletop. Amanda notes that the Classic is just a
touch bland, and we wonder if Dom was dancing so fast that he might have left
out the salt. The Bacon Mac N’ Cheese
is loaded with smoky flavor, and the fried Mac Bites are just a ridiculously excessive
indulgence. Hands down, our favorite is
the BBQ Pulled Pork Mac N’ Cheese, which has a perfect balance of sweet and
smoky BBQ sauce and cheesy goodness. I
guess we are mac and cheese iconoclasts at heart.
Amanda
gives Ford career advice (because that's what she does, and quite well, thank you) and the two of them trade parenting tips and tribulations, while I nosh
on the noodles. And, if there is any doubt by now that dining on street food in
hotel lobbies is the next big thing, I note that there is a couple reclining on
the sofa not far from us, chowing down on taco salad in Styrofoam clamshells and drinking Pepsi. We truly are trendsetters.
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| Dining on Street Food in Hotels is the Next Big Thing |
The food
coma is almost immediate. Ford considers
checking into the hotel for the afternoon or making a coffee run. After all that cheese sauce, Amanda wants a
palate cleanser, so we agree to stop at a frozen yogurt truck on the way back
to the office.
“Sprinkles
are essential,” Amanda notes as we begin to clean up our indoor picnic.
“My figure
can’t handle frozen yogurt after mac and cheese,” says Ford and he leaves us
after we’ve deposited our trash in a can on 48th Street.
I treat
Amanda to an awesome swirl of vanilla yogurt with rainbow sprinkles, and I
can’t help but notice how beautifully her perfectly lacquered red nail sets off
the multi-colored sprinkles.
Can you
imagine that some people actually bother to go to the Four Seasons for
lunch? If only they knew what we
know.
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